Almost Married Man.....

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was
braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always
got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be
deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married
and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When
she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline

straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
my car.



Lo and behold, my entire future family-in-law was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We
are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


...And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!